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We were in the process of revamping the website, improving member participation, and making the fan club way more cool, but life keeps getting in the way. Like many of our plans, the banner has fallen by the wayside. Much sadness is being had by all.
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The Whedon Emporium
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Limited Edition Buffy the Vampire Slayer StatueGorgeous sixteen-inch tall hand-painted statue of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in action pose. Made of cold-cast resin by Attakus. Sculpted by BOMBYX. Limited Edition of 555. This one is # 076. |
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Firefly Logo T-ShirtIn my opinion (and maybe yours as well), Firefly is one of the best television shows ever broadcast. The decision by Fox to cancel Firefly was a mistake on par with the lifeboat supply on the Titanic, the Exxon Valdez oil spill, or the casting of Hayden Christiansen as Anakin Skywalker. The best thing about wearing this Firefly Logo T-Shirt is all the opportunities you'll get to convert folks when they ask what it means. Nobody can deny the sense of satisfaction gained from introducing the show to someone new and witnessing his or her reaction when it turns out to be the best thing he or she has ever seen.
All t-shirts are 100% cotton and officially licensed. |
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Serenity Logo T-ShirtDemonstrate your appreciation (okay, love) for Joss Whedon's brilliant feature film follow-up to Firefly, and, in my opinion (and maybe yours as well), one of the best films released in 2005. Encourage others to ask what the heck your shirt means (and then convert them) and just be the coolest person in the ‘verse with one of these shiny Serenity logo t-shirts.
All t-shirts are 100% cotton and officially licensed. |
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Serenity UK Poster T-ShirtI don't think I'm alone in wondering why the UK got this bad-ass Serenity poster with the cast looking all fierce while the US got a lame blue-tinted poster that made the movie look like some kind of space romance. Great movie. Great poster. Great shirt.
All t-shirts are 100% cotton and officially licensed. |
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Serenity Bank Heist MoneyFeeling like a Bad Guy? Making sure you get your cut has never been easier than with the Serenity Bank Heist Money Pack. Each top-quality pack contains 12 exact replicas of the Alliance scrip that Malcolm Reynolds and associates liberated on Lilac, created by Serenity graphic artist Geoffrey Mandel. All the bills are printed in the U.S. on high-rag-content parchment and come wrapped in an Alliance belly band, stashed in a glossy-black presentation box. The box measures 3/4-inches tall x 9 1/4-inches wide x 4 3/4-inches long. And, as if that wasn't shiny enough! Also included is a map of the infamous Burnham Quadrant, home to Reaver space and where tranquil Miranda orbits. The map is taken directly from the movie's digital reference files, is printed on archival glossy stock, and comes folded inside the presentation box. Officially licensed by Universal and printed by Quantum Mechanix, Inc. |
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Serenity Lunch BoxGot yourself someone who can hook you up with some real strawberries? No matter what your meal may include, it's bound to be more enjoyable with this colorful, collectible lunch box from Dark Horse. With the Serenity logo in brilliant litho-printed color on one side and the rogue ship herself on the other, bordered by the exotic intergalactic currency created specifically for the film, this is an extremely impressive food container for any Serenity enthusiast to tote around! You know you want one. Lunch box measures 8-inches tall x 7-inches wide x 3 3/4-inches long. |
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Fruity Oaty Bar Lunch BoxThis fantastic, full-size metal lunch box will let everyone know that you are truly the coolest in the lunchroom. Bright, multicolored tote bearing unmistakable images from the Fruity Oaty Bar commercial, designed to carry Fruity Oaty Bars, strawberries, or whatever strikes your fancy. Lunch box measures 8-inches tall x 7-inches wide x 3 3/4-inches long. (NOT MANDATORY) |
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Big Damn Heroes Lithograph SetGorgeous, full-color lithographs featuring Big Damn Heroes, Mal, Inara, Kaylee, and Jayne. Museum-quality 13-inch x 19-inch lithographs printed on 100-pound, satin-finish paper. Extremely accurate portraits painted by Steve Anderson. Backgrounds contain the lyrics to the Firefly theme along with quotes from the crew member depicted. At the bottom of each one is printed "I found Serenity." Lithographs are officially licensed, rolled, and ready for framing. |
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Fruity Oaty Bar Limited Edition Signed LithographThis Serenity Fruity Oaty Bar Limited Edition Lithograph is truly an unique item, and you need one . . . or maybe even two. Lithograph measures 24-inches tall x 36-inches wide and comes in a rolled tube. Not only does it look way cool, this limited edition piece of 1,000 is hand-signed and numbered by Serenity graphic artist, Geoffrey Mandel! Lithographs are officially licensed, rolled, and ready for framing. |
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Limited Edition Serenity Inara Strikes StatueDetailed seven-inch tall statue sculpted by Michael Norman depicting Inara aiming her weapon during the final battle with the Reavers. Description from the box: "The beautiful and cultured Companion, Inara Serra, has made a home aboard Serenity - combining her delicate allure with the crew's love of "petty" thievery with mostly impressive results. Taken from the film's final battle, this seven-inch statue features the unrelenting heroine's climactic battle against an army of advancing Reavers - a battle no other crew could have survived. This highly detailed statue is in scale with past Serenity releases and can be removed from her base for the ultimate Browncoat display!" Limited Edition of 1,000. Comes with a hand-numbered base with matching box and Certificate of Authenticity. |
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Blue Sun WaveCard SetSend postcards from your favorite Serenity 'verse destinations! Pack contains 25 4 x 6 post cards - 5 each of 5 different designs. Travel locations include:
Officially licensed by Universal and printed by Quantum Mechanix, Inc. |
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Serenity Better Days Comic #1 - #3Joss Whedon returns to the Serenity 'verse with this three-issue comic series. Events in the story take place pre-Serenity (the movie, not the pilot). Whedon reunites with Brett Matthews and Will Conrad, his collaborators on the best-selling 2005 series Those Left Behind. Front covers by critically acclaimed Adam Hughes.
Issue #3 has the title and Dark Horse logo on it. |
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Finding SerenityIn this eclectic anthology of essays, former cast member Jewel Staite, "Kaylee," philosopher Lyle Zynda, sex therapist Joy Davidson, and noted science fiction and fantasy authors Mercedes Lackey, David Gerrold, and Lawrence Watt-Evans contribute to a clever and insightful analysis of the short-lived cult hit Firefly. From What went wrong with the pilot? to What's right about Reavers? and how the correspondence between the show's creator Joss Whedon and the network executives might have actually played out, the writers interrogate the show's complexity and speculate about what might have been if the show Firefly had not been cancelled. |
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Serenity FoundThis follow-up to Finding Serenity takes the examination of Joss Whedon's canceled cult favorite even further, addressing the events of the film Serenity as well as offering even more thought-provoking, fascinating, and far-thinking essays on the Firefly universe. Contributors include actor Nathan Fillion, who played Captain Mal Reynolds, as well as noted science fiction writer Orson Scott Card. Behind-the-scenes details are explored, including why Firefly makes such a good platform for the upcoming Multiverse online game (with an essay written by Multiverse executive producer Corey Bridges), while other essays examine recurring issues from both the series and the movie, such as the Alliance's hatred of science, the role of smart-mouthed women, and the real reason the Firefly universe has no aliens. |
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Buffy the Vampire SlayerAmazon.com From its charming and angst-ridden first season to the darker, apocalyptic final one, Buffy the Vampire Slayer succeeds on many levels, and in a fresher and more authentic way than the shows that came before or after it. How lucky, then, that with the release of its boxed set of seasons 1-7, you can have the estimable pleasure of watching a near-decade of Buffy in any order you choose. (And we have some ideas about how that should be done.) First: rest assured that there's no shame in coming to Buffy late, even if you initially turned your nose up at the winsome Sarah Michelle Gellar kicking the hell out of vampires (in Buffy-lingo, vamps), demons, and other evil-doers. Perhaps you did so because, well, it looked sort of science-fiction-like with all that monster latex. Start with season 3 and see that Buffy offers something for everyone, and the sooner you succumb to it, the quicker you'll appreciate how textured and riveting a drama it is. Why season 3? Because it offers you a winning cast of characters who have fallen from innocence: their hearts have been broken, their egos trampled in typically vicious high-school style, and as a result, they've begun to realize how fallible they are. As much as they try, there are always more monsters, or a bigger evil. Despite this, or perhaps because of it, the core crew remains something of a unit--there's the smart girl, Willow (Alyson Hannigan) who dreams of saving the day by downloading the plans to City Hall's sewer tunnels and mapping a route to safety. There are the ne'r do wells--the vampire Spike (James Marsters), who both clashes with and aspires to love Buffy; the tortured and torturing Angel (David Boreanz); the pretty, popular girl with an empty heart (Charisma Carpenter); and the teenage everyman, Xander (Nicholas Brendon). Then there's Buffy herself, who in the course of seven seasons morphs from a sarcastic teenager in a minidress to a heroine whose tragic flaw is an abiding desire to be a "normal" girl. On a lesser note, with the boxed set you can watch the fashion transformation of Buffy from mall rat to Prada-wearing, kickboxing diva with enviable highlights. (There was the unfortunate bob of season 2, but it's a forgivable lapse.) At least the storyline merits the transformations: every time Buffy has to end a relationship she cuts her hair, shedding both the pain and her vulnerability. In addition to the well-wrought teenage emotional landscape, Buffy deftly takes on more universal themes--power, politics, death, morality--as the series matures in seasons 4-6. And apart from a few missteps that haven't aged particularly well ("I Robot" in season 1 comes to mind), most episodes feel as harrowing and as richly drawn as they did at first viewing. That's about as much as you can ask for any form of entertainment: that it offer an escape from the viewer's workaday world and entry into one in which the heroine (ideally one with leather pants) overcomes demons far more troubling than one's own. --Megan Halverson Bonus Disc includes:
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